Seven gourds explode chrysanthemums
I’m not afraid of wax drops and whipping
You can still pull ~ pull ~ pull ~ ~
Oh-
This time, Shandong and I are twisted into a ball. It’s just killing us. Do you believe it? It’s easy for you to tell someone a joke that makes him laugh when he throws up in the dark, and the horse can see how he reacts. Shandong kicked it again. "You uncle, are you trying to kill me on purpose?"
Xiao Guangxi rolled his eyes. "It’s a pity that you still called me the auspicious three treasures. This little scene scared you like this. I’m really disappointed in you!"
I gasped and said, "If you don’t hurt your back again, I’ll throw you in!" "
Xiao Guangxi consciously put his hand over his ass to see that he was also very scared. I was too lazy to pay attention to him. I went back to the teacher and watched him and could hardly vomit. The soldier looked at Harlem again and said, "Harlem, should you explain to us what is going on?"
Halling said dejectedly, "What’s the good explanation? It’s just the wrong shell …"
I got a knot in my tongue. "No … it’s just the wrong shell! ? Easy for you to say! Have you ever thought about what would happen if you were such a ghost shell when we asked for artillery support and the wind just blew towards us? " Before the words were finished, I noticed that Shaolin Xiaobing made a gesture of clamping his legs. Obviously, this fearless character was also scared. Of course, this is not the point. The point is "Where did you find this kind of shell?" It is simply more evil and terrible than biochemical weapons! "
Shaolin novel says, "It’s terrible to destroy an army with a few rounds! Where did you get it? "
Haring sounds are not much more powerful than mosquitoes. "It was Professor Kristen who told me that this kind of shell is so powerful that it will make people itch all over, and it has a remarkable effect on those diehard enemies …"
My God!
I gasped. Isn’t Professor Kristen the old man in the bottom of the Polaris platform who always makes people laugh? This guy used to be a well-known chemical weapons expert in Nazi Germany. His accomplishments in the chemical field can be described as superb. Although Germany did not use chemical weapons of mass destruction in World War II, it did not prevent a group of mad scientists from investing huge efforts in this field to develop a kind of unscrupulous chemical weapons. Professor Kristen is one of them. This kind of chemical weapon with strong aphrodisiac is nothing new. In the late World War II, the Japanese army developed this kind of weapon and tried to make way for the Citigroup that was pressing them. Let Citi soldiers fall into a restricted base prison and lose their morale. However, this kind of biochemical weapon with island characteristics failed to send a Japanese army to explain that it was disgusting, which completely violated the spirit of Bushido. However, this is also a good reason. I am afraid that the real reason is that I am afraid that the double-headed eagle will use similar weapons to retaliate against them ten times, so that their countries can engage in basic activities-at that time, the double-headed eagle mastered Tokyo and became an eagle bomber public toilet. b29 wanted to leave whenever it wanted, but I couldn’t stop adding the double-headed eagle’s terrorist scientific research strength. With the defeat of the Japanese army, this disgusting weapon disappeared, and there was no trace in the burning islands. Although we never dreamed that Professor Kristen actually had this thing to make the Japanese army taste the original flavor!
The four-mile gun keeps ringing, and it has been burned to death, and there is still a trace of reason left. Crying, dad, mom, trying to escape from this hell, chasing and slapping each other, and accidentally running out ………………………………………………………………………………………………
I said, "Hard to say! This kind of closure is enough for a dozen rounds of artillery shells, and your precious wife has hit more than 100 rounds in one breath ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
Harlem went straight back. "I won’t go in if you go in advance!" "
Shaolin Xiaobing looked at me and Shandong, and we both took a step back. "We won’t go in either!"
Shaolin Batman looks at others again. Others either look east or west. Anyway, no one dares to respond to him bravely. He is also frustrated. "I won’t go in either. Forget it. Go to the first regiment and ask hundreds of prisoners to help deal with those king eggs. If not, the bulldozer will push here!"
It can also be like this.
We are all depressed that a bunch of shameless guys have forced us into such a mess. I am a little unhappy that there is a small Guangxi. "What are you happy about?"
Small Guangxi giggled. "I wonder if the old ghosts of tojo hideki, Matsui Shigen, Okamura Ningzi and Banyuan Seijiro who were worshipped by the altar would explode their blood vessels alive if Quan Youzhi saw this shameless scene?"
Shandong and I froze and nodded together. Shandong laughed. "Don’t say that it is not impossible to explode blood vessels and bladder!"
Small Guangxi lay down and said, "In the early World War II, they were United, helped each other and worked on their own, so there was no problem of comfort women." Bitch is melodramatic! "
This is the truth! I suddenly admire this monkey. I have knowledge, depth and love to think. How can I find such an excellent monkey?
I just don’t have compassion and conscience ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. So we’re not wasting our energy? So he temporarily changed his mind and asked us to drag out the Japanese otaku hiding in every corner of the ditch and let these losers go to war. It’s definitely not possible, but go to the Yasukuni Shrine and drag out those guys who are likely to be so nervous, throw them out and pull them away. Okay, it’s up to you!
Although Tokyo has become a prehistoric slaughterhouse, the population of this city is too large, and those guys are too tenacious, but there are still many people who are strong and alive. Of course, most of them have been knocked out of their souls. They are proud, brave and savage, and their dignity has been destroyed by 46 mm naval guns. They have become a bunch of poor people who tremble when they hear footsteps. If you shout "Liu Zhe is coming" into the underground tunnel, they will give you a serious stampede accident. Thousands of people will not die!
100 million pieces of jade? Shit!
Divine wind fighting spirit? Is this thing edible?
Who said that only Chinese people like to fight with each other? Who said that Chinese people are all slaves in their bones? The old automatic rifle grovelled and said that it was willing to serve and beg for life. There are also many Japanese wimps! These guys, our boots and gun butts taught us to walk out of the fortifications filled with a smell worse than poison gas, and miraculously, the undamaged trucks entered the Yasukuni Shrine to pull people, while we kept away from them at gunpoint and warned them not to play tricks or invited them to eat peanuts!
The first batch of more than 20 people entered the Yasukuni Shrine in two wars, watched the shrine with several spirits, and then thought of the ruins of the capital and their own suffering. But they found themselves surrounded before they came to squeeze out a drop of cat urine …
Listening to the screaming and screaming from the wind, I silently crossed my chest, poor baby. We will remember the friendship between your two peoples and the contribution of world peace to me!
After a long struggle, the good citizens finally dragged the half-dead guys out and threw them away. They sprayed disinfectant very diligently to wash away the stains. It was amazing that no one thought of these weapons fighting against our fire. I have to say that Dongying is really a magical nation. On the surface, it looks polite. Once you are found to be weaker than him, the horse will become a vicious one, and you will never stop until the jackal swallows your belt bones. And once they are scared, they become the most gentle dogs, and they complain about kicking and kicking. Alas, a schizophrenic nation cannot see through them!
Of course, fifty or sixty of these good people were carried out. I hope they don’t get infected with willow, syphilis and gonorrhea, so that Amitabha can bless them!
I finally got the Shaolin Batman and reported to the headquarters, "We have taken the Yasukuni Shrine! I took the Yasukuni Shrine completely! "
LiuZhe surprised to ask "so soon? Are you kidding me? "
Shaolin Xiaobing said, "No jokes are really here!" With a wry smile in my heart … it’s a great irony that the battle has long been over and it has been delayed until now to take the Yasukuni Shrine.
Liu Zhe said, "Nail me there like a nail!"
Shaolin Xiaobing said, "Good!" After the call, I rushed to the officers and men of the uneasy special warfare division and shouted, "The commander-in-chief Ma is coming. Cheer up for me. Don’t let the Japanese army fight back and take back the Yasukuni Shrine!"
This is a bit too cautious. There is no Japanese army with a complete organizational system in Tokyo now. At this point, the army that has been beaten to pieces has to bear the general attack of two regiments shaving their heads. Where can it be used to counterattack the Yasukuni Shrine? However, if you are careful to sail for ten thousand years, you will never be wrong to kill thousands of people. When stepping on ants and playing special forces, you should build a fortification exhibition in the center of the Yasukuni Shrine. The Japanese army wants to attack, least of all, it has to move brigade-level troops! Several of our commanders walked into the Yasukuni Shrine at ease and wanted to see what was hidden in this shrine, and what Japanese people liked to visit here so much!
Cleaning the "good citizens" inside made us throw them out.
Red brick, blue tile, carved beams, painted buildings with lush vegetation and beautiful environment. This reinforced concrete pile up in the urban jungle, the Yasukuni Shrine is definitely a scenic leisure place. Its architecture is very classical, and the red column relief murals with cornices exude an elegant atmosphere. This kind of architecture is rare in our country, and it is a good place in any way.
But it is such a good place that more than two million Japanese soldiers and their families died in a series of aggressive wars from the Sino-Japanese War of 1894-1895 to World War II. From the point of view, these people may be called national heroes, and it is only natural that their undead can enjoy incense. No matter which country can find any reason to accuse them, they have invited 14 Class A war criminals, such as tojo hideki, Matsui Shigen and Banyuan Seishiro, as gods, which of these bastards has not been bloody? They are a disgrace to Asia, and they worship these bastards as gods, thinking of them brandishing butcher knives and bleeding to Asia. Who swallowed this evil spirit?
We slowly walked past one photo after another, and watched with interest the comments. In modern Japanese history, the cattle glared at us, but they made fun of us in no way. Even if you are still alive and old, you dare to blow your heads off. Now that you are dead, what are we afraid of? We give them the middle finger. Aren’t you gods? You filial sons really treat you as gods, and now we’re going on a rampage in your capital. Why don’t you climb out of the grave and save those poor people?
Liu Jun looked at the photos posted on the wall and said, "Wow, many people died!"
I smiled wryly. "We will die more. If we move the people’s spiritual department of this country who died since the Sino-Japanese War into the temple, I don’t know how many templo mayor like the Yasukuni Shrine will be built."
Liu Jun said, "Let’s leave the building of the temple to the Japanese pigs. What we have to do is to help them to send fresh blood to the temple and add new members. The old ghosts in it can’t find new partners to chat with!"
Shaolin Xiaobing stopped in front of an idol to look at the face and read "pine, well, stone and root!"
Small Guangxi cocked his head and looked at a memorial tablet "Gu Shoufu! Found this grandson! "
Shandong said, "Banyuanzheng Shiro, that bastard, is here!"
Liu Jun stared at the urn and wooden statue in front of him and gnashed his teeth to read "tojo hideki!"
I’m looking at a ghost in front of me, and I’m very interested. This guy doesn’t go anywhere like war maniacs like Matsui Shigen, Gu Shoufu and tojo hideki, but I’m afraid the damage to our country and nation is greater than the sum of the three!
He is the famous Japanese spy Lieutenant General Kenji Tuihara, who likes to hide behind the scenes. From the Northern Expedition to the Huanggutun incident to the July 7th incident, he can always be seen as a ghostly figure in almost every incident of the birth and death of the Chinese nation. He is like a cancer cell, and the Chinese nation is trying to create a virus, sucking the vitality of the Chinese nation one after another and almost driving the Chinese nation into the abyss with other war criminals!
Harlem said, "The king egg in Umezu Yoshijiro is here!" Brush to pull out the dagger, hand up the knife and fall, stab the sandalwood carving into an urn, and then scold a "king’s egg". The urn was thrown to the wall and smashed to pieces, and the ashes were scattered all over the floor. That’s not counting her knife. Another war criminal urn was stabbed by a dagger and picked up. "You have so many blood debts, so many koo people were killed by you as animals. The spirit of injustice is still lingering in Asia today. Do you still have the face to enjoy incense here? Eat ash! " Once again, this box of ashes will fly out directly, and the wall will be smashed into pieces, and it will be mixed with Umezu Yoshijiro, and you and I will never be separated again. If there is something wrong with the Japanese pig, you can pick up these ashes and do dna identification, and slowly divide these two old ghosts!
Shaolin Xiaobing shook his head. "Ha Ling, there are so many ashes of war criminals here that you can’t count them. It’s hard to get rid of your arm before you smash it like this."
Harlem said, "I’m happy to leave you alone!" " Another knife goes to the third box of ashes and suffers.
Small Guangxi show evil smile "that Harlem can trouble you to go first? We have some personal matters to deal with. "
Harlem stopped. "What is it?"
Small Guangxi said, "Anyway, you just have something to do. You can’t leave for a long time."
Harlem said, "I want to see what you want to do!" " be away
After she left, Shaolin Xiaobing also smiled and asked, "Are the brothers ready?"
Small Guangxi said, "I said that I prepared it hours ago and never slackened!" "
I said, "I have always insisted on not letting up at all."
Shandong said, "What do you call preparation? At this moment, I drank two liters of water in four hours and ate two hundred grams of garlic. This is preparation! "
Shaolin Xiaobing said, "Cut the crap and pay tribute to these heroic letters from Japan. It’s time to start work!"
We brushed the zipper to sink the abdomen, and the thick urine-smelling liquid was lashing out, and we drew a pleasing arc and placed the desktop urn. Small Guangxi hey hey smiled. "It’s amazing to pee so much!"
Shandong asked, "Isn’t it awesome to drink that bubble when you sprinkle it on Major General Zhao Wa?"
Small Guangxi said, "It’s pretty impressive, but it can’t be compared with this bubble."
Liu Jun chuckled, "It’s really enjoyable to pee to the extreme!"
Small Guangxi called "Why do you pee so high? They all shot at the old king of tojo hideki! "